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My Boyfriend Does My Body Paint

New Video on approach. My Boyfriend Does My Body Paint!

New Video on approach. My Boyfriend Does My Body Paint!

Don’t Say It!

Dad just gave me this silly talk which can basically be summed up as;

If you’re by yourself and some one asks you, you should never admit to being gay, or you might get attacked.

I get where he’s coming from, but it is such a backwards mentality. It makes it seem as though the victim of a homophobic assault is at fault. More than that, it further perpetuates the idea that being gay is something to be ashamed of and should be kept hidden. Oh Dad, you really have no idea how to talk to me at all, do you?

Nah, I reckon I’ll just stick to Anal sex.

Nah, I reckon I’ll just stick to Anal sex.

I made my own homoesexual bible in tweet form!

In the begining;

Then he started making angels;

Then shit got real;

Sometimes I really enjoy Facebook

Sometimes I really enjoy Facebook

Look at me annoy the shit out of James Mitchell!

That is so gay….

Youtube is being silly and taking ages to upload my video. As such, here’s the thumbnail as a teaser.

Youtube is being silly and taking ages to upload my video. As such, here’s the thumbnail as a teaser.

NAME THAT PENIS!