fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.
"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."
"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."

fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.

"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."

"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."

(Source: uvmsemba)

thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

millenniumtrampstamp:

phantomdoodler:


DOES THAT FUCKING LOOK LIKE YOUR DRAGON

i’ll stop reblogging this when i stop finding it hilarious

millenniumtrampstamp:

phantomdoodler:

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DOES THAT FUCKING LOOK LIKE YOUR DRAGON

i’ll stop reblogging this when i stop finding it hilarious

(Source: wizardsquad)

aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

Amy Poehler: Mean Girls - Mrs. George (2004) vs. Parks & Recreation - Leslie Knope (2014)

(Source: mcdonald-s)